juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR

THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

scythfi-writer:

real-or-vantasy:

ok so i was watching the new Gravity Falls when i see this shit

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and im like….hold up… there in the background… is that

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terezi??????????

literally you cannot escape homestuck there is no hope

So many references…does the girl on the left have a FREAKING SHREK ON HER SHIRT???

outofcontextdnd:


GM: The room is suddenly filled with light. You see 5 skeletons.

Mage: Alive?

GM: … skeletons.

actualcrutchie:

being an angry crier is the worst because people either feel bad for you or they think they won. like no. i’m gonna punch you in the jaw. i’m just crying i’ll still knock you down a peg.

Gamora: I was adopted.
Loki: Me too!
Gamora: My "father" slew my parents in battle.
Loki: Wow, same here!
Gamora: He killed them right in front of me.
Loki: I was just an infant so I don't really...
Gamora: He changed me...
Loki: Mother was the one who changed me, actually...
Gamora: Tortured me...
Loki: Father could really raise his voice sometimes, hurt my ears and my feelings...
Gamora: Turned me into an assassin. Used me as a weapon.
Loki: ...
Gamora: I turned on him because I knew I finally had to stand up and do what's right.
Loki: Yes... look, this is getting awkward so...

breadvyn:

I feel like my face changes every time I wake up

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

fyeahmainer:

jellbell97:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" yes please

THIS IS SO TRUE

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" "make me" 

qvarantine:

that why