mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

kissingcullens:

Steve Wilson
Steven Wilson
Steven Grant Wilson
S. Wilson
Mr. Wilson
Captain Wilson
Sam and Steve Wilson <3 <3
The Wilsons

Natasha: Hey, Steve, what are you working on?

Steve: (knocks over entire desk, papers fly everywhere)

dynastylnoire:

jessehimself:

83 percent of white murders in 2011 were within-race killings…

I keep telling people offline and the disbelief  that white on white crime is just as high is vast and irritating as hell.

pidgeyons:

tony and rhodey being MIT babies

dumb MIT babies. who wear dumb MIT hoodies. and cuddle and smooch a lot

Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me: It's different when I do it.

Conan O’Brien’s “Orange is the New Black” cold opening (x)

thethespacecoyote:

min-min-minnie:

Practicing my Cecil and his floofy lamb hair -u-

that jacket tho

CUTIEEE

ballisticducks:

sleepysatyr:

hey, just an fyi, the creator of five nights at freddy’s is extremely anti choice and even made a pro life video game called The Desolate Hope that’s also on steam.

if you want to play five nights, please torrent it. don’t give him any money.

Links to prove it 

http://thanksforexisting.wordpress.com/2012/05/04/the-desolate-hope-by-scott-cawthon/

(Look in the comments)

http://hopeanimation.com/news/more-games-by-scott-cawthon/

(The synopsis) 

silvermoon424:

THANK YOU, GOODREADS

silvermoon424:

THANK YOU, GOODREADS

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!