archiekennedy:

it’s officially illegal to kill off female characters just to generate manpain and motivate the hero sorry i don’t make the rules

he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

someone should come and tell me if im a good kisser

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

Red vs Blue 30 Day Challenge
Day #3Favorite Freelancer 
   Agent Washington

idinaelsa:

who wore it best?

theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

pandamani:

Some stress relief WIPs. 

Play-Bilbunny Gonna make lots of them to try and forget how many projects I have left ;-;.

agentcarolinainthemorning:

RvB Season 12 is so close I can taste it

It tastes like tears

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

safehousecomix:

Cosplay: Winter Soldier

Model/Cosplayer: Mercury

Photo/Editing: Jiyouh

Holy shit I want to be her